Myth or madness

When was it you last had need of a One eyed giant. It is usually easily recalled by those that have need of them. They will leave a lasting impression on most people. So of what use are they, if not binocular then monocular occupies what niche.? Well you can adopt a particular one of these creatures as your own invisible friend and confidante. So always meet with your CCC ( Confidential Canadian Cyclops ) with an appointment, this will give it time to research the difficulty to be addressed. Unlike Genies these genderless group of gurus are not spontaneous with help. They also like agenda driven issues and will adjourn to a day when the issues are not clearly enough in proposal.

So, you should engage and name your personal assistant Cyclops by calling 1 800-131-4333.

Usual remedial actions not working:

Try the Canadian Mental Health Association, 1 888-216-2550. They have help with plans for MH.