Category: Dark Humour


David Johnston, “deluded”

History is written by those that get around…

Donald Trump has a Mercator personage, distortion is always his view. People would do well to appreciate that when formulating responses to his presentations.

Navigation in Mercator is better…

Allegory

Yes, I absolutely understand! You’re asking about the fascinating and often misleading nature of maps, specifically focusing on Greenland and the Mercator projection. Let’s create a “photo” (imagine this as a textual description since I can’t actually take a photo) of a map and discuss this.
Okay, imagine this as a simplified Mercator projection world map, zoomed in a bit to highlight Greenland.
                                        North Pole (exaggerated size)
                                            /      \
                                           /        \
                                          /          \
                                         /————\  Arctic Circle
                                        /              \
                     Europe & Asia —-/—————-\—- North America
                                      /                  \
                                     /——————–\   **GREENLAND (appears HUGE)**
                                    /                      \
                                   /————————\
                                  /                          \
                                 /—————————-\
                                /                              \
                               /——————————–\  Equator
                              /                                  \
                             /————————————\
                            /                                      \
                           /—————————————-\
                          /                                          \
                         /——————————————–\
                        /                                              \
                       ————————————————– South …
                                               … Continents (stretched near poles)
                                               South Pole (exaggerated size)

In this Mercator Map “Photo”:
* Greenland looks enormous.  It appears to be the same size as, or even larger than, the continent of Africa or South America. It dominates the top-left portion of the map.
* Shapes are generally preserved: Greenland roughly looks like Greenland.
* Distances are distorted:  The distances between places, especially at higher latitudes, are stretched out horizontally.
Now, let’s talk about the “Mercator value” vs. “actual size” and the distortion in worldview:
Mercator Value (What the Map Shows):
* Purpose: The Mercator projection was created for navigation. It’s fantastic for sailors because straight lines on a Mercator map represent lines of constant compass bearing (rhumb lines or loxodromes). This is incredibly useful for plotting courses.
* How it works: To achieve this straight-line bearing property, the Mercator projection preserves angles and shapes locally.  However, to do this, it drastically distorts areas, especially as you move away from the equator towards the poles.
* Greenland’s Mercator Value:  On a Mercator map, Greenland is given a massive visual value. It looks incredibly important due to its apparent size. It can appear to visually dominate global discussions, resource maps, etc., simply because it takes up so much space on the map.
Actual Size (Reality):
* Greenland is indeed large… but not that large.  Greenland is the world’s largest island, but its actual land area is about 2.166 million square kilometers (836,300 sq mi).
* Comparison to continents is key:
   * Africa: Africa is about 14 times larger than Greenland in land area.
   * South America: South America is about 8.5 times larger than Greenland.
   * Even India: India is larger than Greenland.
Demonstrating Distortion in People’s Worldview:
This is where the real impact lies.  The Mercator projection, while useful for navigation, has unintentionally and subtly shaped our perception of the world for centuries.
* Exaggerated Importance of High-Latitude Regions:  Because Mercator inflates areas near the poles, regions like Greenland, Canada, Russia (Siberia), and Scandinavia appear much larger than they are in reality. This can lead to:
   * Overemphasis on these regions in geopolitical thinking:  Someone only looking at Mercator maps might overestimate the landmass and potential resources of these northern regions compared to equatorial and tropical areas.
   * Eurocentrism:  Historically, Mercator projection became popular in Europe.  Because Europe is at a mid-latitude, its size distortion is less extreme than Greenland’s, but it still looks proportionally larger compared to regions near the equator.  This projection has been argued to subtly reinforce a Eurocentric worldview, visually “placing” Europe and the West as larger and perhaps implicitly more “important” in the global picture.
* Underestimation of Equatorial and Tropical Regions: Conversely, areas near the equator like Africa, South America, and Southeast Asia are shrunk on a Mercator map compared to their true size. This can lead to:
   * Underplaying the scale and significance of these regions:  Someone might underestimate the vastness and importance of continents like Africa and South America simply because they visually appear smaller on common Mercator maps.
   * Reinforcing existing biases:  In colonial and post-colonial eras, this visual underrepresentation might have contributed to or reinforced existing biases about the relative importance and power of different parts of the world.
* Misconceptions about Global Issues: When discussing global issues like climate change, resource distribution, or population, if people are primarily visualizing a Mercator map, they might have a distorted sense of the scale and impact on different regions. For instance, the sheer size of Africa or the Amazon rainforest might be visually minimized, leading to a miscalculation of their global importance.
In Conclusion:
The Mercator projection is a powerful example of how map projections are not neutral representations of the world. They are tools created for specific purposes, and they inevitably involve distortions. While Mercator is excellent for navigation, it significantly distorts area, particularly at high latitudes.
By understanding this distortion, especially in the case of Greenland, we can become more critical consumers of maps and be aware of how map projections can subtly shape our worldview and potentially reinforce existing biases about global scale and importance.
It’s important to use different types of map projections (like equal-area projections) when the goal is to accurately represent area and compare the sizes of regions.  This helps to correct the visual distortions of Mercator and provides a more accurate “picture” of the world’s geography.
Did this explanation and “photo” make sense?  Let me know if you’d like to explore other map projections or distortions!

Vote and note…

Editorial:

Always in an election mode. Thinking you wish the US election was over so we would have some rest for a few years.?

Well I hate to disappoint you but the United States is different then Canada. Yes, we can probably avoid most things in our politics for most of 4 years and only be committed to 6 weeks of some sort of rabbid attention. However, the United States is different. They determined when they made their constitution up that it would always have to be an election. There would be very little difference from regular days and campaign days because once settled in office it begins immediately again.

Note

We have a lot of US media here in Canada, so in some aspects we are afflicted by the politics in the United States more than we ought to. We chose “*Responsible government” over their style of Representative government because it would give us some break from constant politics. Do you wonder why it seems like your life is embroiled, well just look and how much time you spend considering issues  that you’ve delegated to your elected officials to solve for us. Even diplomacy between Canada and the United States is  delegated. Not seeing it? You my friend have been sold, something that you shouldn’t have bought,

Head in sand bad?…

Maybe not, you know the ostrich population goes on and on, what else do they do that gives them the ability to survive if not providing the stillness to a prey that should be fleeing. How else do you provoke attention that you shouldn’t deserve? I bet that you have experienced toxic conversations more often than you needed in the last few years, whatever happened to  the saying ” not my circus, not my monkeys”?

Peace tower is ours

So we take note of who’s responsible in our community. Usually businessmen that are successful doctors that have good practices and surviving patients.Local counselors that did well at the local level.

Why can’t we pay attention to 6 weeks every 4 years? Elect people we can delegate and feel confident in and go back to our peace.

I think it’s because we’re baited to sell our peace at a paupers purse. When our peace as it was produced came without toxic troubled talk, but just good old responsible work. Borrowing trouble ⛈️ is a fools bargain.

You be wise and show calm and de-escalation wherever toxic and troubled politics. I want to see that value again.

PP

Thank you for considering my point of view, you can go back to your own monkeys now.

Have a great day…

Old is relative

Cave shortage

Single family caving may have had a rocky start according to the interpretation of new intermination we received.

Time is relevant to space

Raise the roof

Yuk

September 9th 2024, HWPFD…

The natural forces must cooperate to give you the power you need to make the impossible yours…

Between the Vail-

Strong and tight

Anyone’s plight

So, go and be…

The Earth is open, makes for all some temp time. 
Long is the succubus of the babe in its arms.
Time then stalks the pale of purpose to yawn.

This is it; groans the tyke?
Why oh dear; why do I tick.
This mystery does, must, should, relent!
I am full of earths bounty but where am I.

Boon bought me but can not keep me.
There I pause to take stock, a break from mother breast.
Unplugged I am free but only to brief repose.
Later we will tie up again untill my torment I still.

Makes my drive, to view,it buys to treasure of my own will.
To stay a being just like you...
Alter the fact I still matter past any control.
Yes, I am me and that will be.


Pictures note, we do not in any sense consider these thoughts to be literal however we wish that you could borrow them and personify or make sense of some of your struggles and be able to laugh at the end of the day and have a name to dismiss the torment that may come from the cloud of your troubles.

Be yourself

No one knows you like you know you. When they write songs how come they resonate “so much” with you when they were written for the artist? ARE YU A FRAUD TO YURSELF? PP

Thoughts on a Happy Watermelon

As I gaze upon the vibrant green and cheerful stripes of a watermelon, I can’t help but be reminded of the simple joy that nature provides. This humble fruit, with its refreshing and juicy flesh, seems to radiate a sense of contentment and satisfaction. It’s as if each succulent bite is a celebration of life’s sweetness, reminding us to relish the simple pleasures and embrace the moment.

In a world filled with complexity and challenges, the watermelon stands as a symbol of uncomplicated happiness. Its presence alone can brighten a gathering and bring smiles to faces. Whether enjoyed in a refreshing summer salad, blended into a hydrating drink, or simply savored on its own, the watermelon embodies the essence of summer bliss.

So, as I contemplate the delightful watermelon before me, I’m reminded to embrace life’s simple pleasures, to find happiness in the little things, and to savor the sweetness of each moment.Ai

Its always been you 💓

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It’s all in the way you think about yourself, yuck.

So buck up buck tooth. Your on your way to to self realization; so don’t stew anymore, just relax and let it all come to you.

Psyc fright…

Psychology tricks can be fascinating and provide insights into human behavior. Here are a few interesting ones:

  1. Mirror Technique: Mirroring someone’s body language and speech patterns can help create rapport and build a connection with them.
  2. Anchoring: This technique involves associating a specific emotion or response with a particular stimulus. For example, a salesperson may mention the original high price of a product before revealing the discounted price, making the sale seem more attractive.
  3. Priming: Priming is the process of exposing someone to certain cues that influence their subsequent thoughts or behaviors. For instance, if someone is exposed to positive images or words, they may exhibit a more positive attitude or behavior.
  4. Availability Heuristic: This cognitive bias leads people to base judgments or decisions on readily available information. It assumes that if something comes to mind easily, it must be more important or likely to be true. Advertisements often employ this technique by making their product or brand more memorable.
  5. Social Proof: People tend to follow the actions or behavior of others, especially in uncertain situations. This principle is often used in marketing by showcasing testimonials or displaying the number of customers who have purchased a product.

Remember, these tricks are tools for understanding human behavior, but it’s important to use them ethically and responsibly.

Be yourself then you can remember who you are…

The best advice this layman can come up with is being yourself. When finding your comfort zone in work, leisure and commerce you maybe not for the overly ambitious but if you can be at peace with your self, be it. Confusion comes when you lose your inner sense of proprietry and skate close to manipulation.

If you have to say that wasn’t me that business who may be on a slippery slope to no peace and confused ID. Shakespeare said “to your onself be true. He also said all “the world is a stage and we are actors there in”. So, the dynamic is always in flux and your personal peace is at at risk many ways. Its very hard to say to a boss you have to accept me the way I am, unless you know something I don’t, you need to able to discern your limits where you won’t go at the expense of of self. Anyway we leave it to you to reistablish your balance. When done one thing pause and thing of this letter before commiting your tounge or action to any one thing or person. KDG

Jazz

Cats Meow.

Some cats are more fortunate than others.

Cats
Feral cats in downtown store front File photo KDG

2030, happyings!

  • Vancouver Winter Olympics?
  • Last lend lease payment to the US from Russia for WW2.
  • 17 goals of sustainability.
  • 🌱 🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌩️🌨️☁️🌍

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