Category: Dark Humour


Musk Moment

imagine in 100 years when Elon Musk has had his way and there is no organics. When you left, everything is robots.

Then somehow some electrons get mixed up with some neutrons and holy smokes there’s organic milking machine that comes and integrates with the cattle siphoning off the milk and starting an organic revolution once again.

Questions to consider…

1/ If I stopped using my 3-in-1 oil under my armpits and use this milk from the organic milking machine. How long will it take before I start to become organic?

2/ Will I have to perform sex again or can I stick to my video electronic format stil?.

3/ Will rare earth become rare again?

4/ Does this mean separation and escape from Tesla Evs?

The left hand side of a set of medieval armor is the sinister side. The left hand of a left-handed person is the swinster’s side, don’t confuse the two. You may come home to a Lance you didn’t know existed.

Branding

Muddy Evils

Real place

Swinister is a real place, specifically a small settlement (hamlet) in the Shetland Islands of Scotland. While it sounds like a fictional word made to sound creepy, it has a distinct historical and linguistic origin rooted in Old Norse.

Here is a breakdown of what it is, what it means, and the specific atmosphere a town named “Swinister” would evoke.

1. What is it?

Swinister is a hamlet located on the Mainland of Shetland (the largest island in the archipelago). It is best known for a geological feature called the Ayres of Swinister, which is a “triple ayre” (a rare formation of three shingle beaches or sandbars that connect a small island to the mainland, forming a tidal lagoon).

2. What does it mean?

(Etymology)The name comes from Old Norse, the language spoken by the Vikings who settled the islands. It is a compound of two words: * Swin: Derived from either the Old Norse svín (meaning “swine” or “pig”) or the male personal name Sveinn (Sven). * Ister: A corruption of the Old Norse setr, meaning “dwelling,” “homestead,” or “pasture.”Therefore, Swinister literally translates to “Pig Farm” (or “Pig Pasture”) or “Svein’s Homestead.

“3. What would a town named “Swinister” connotate?

If you were writing a story or naming a fictional town “Swinister,” the name does heavy lifting because of its accidental association with modern English words. It carries a dual connotation:A. The “Folk Horror” Connotation (Linguistic)To a modern English speaker unaware of Norse etymology, “Swinister” sounds like a portmanteau of Swine and Sinister. * The Vibe: It sounds unsettling, rural, and perhaps morally corrupt. It evokes imagery of a backwater village with dark secrets, possibly involving gluttony, filth (swine), or ancient, malevolent traditions (sinister).

* The Setting:

Perfect for a Gothic horror story or a murder mystery set in a decaying agricultural community where the locals are hostile to outsiders.B. The “Rugged Northern” Connotation (Historical)To those familiar with Scottish or Nordic geography, the name connotes ancient history and rugged endurance. * The Vibe: Windswept, cold, isolated, and stoic. It suggests a place connected to the sea and the land, where life is hard and determined by the elements. * The Setting: A realistic historical drama or a nature-focused narrative about isolation in the North Sea.

Summary * Real Definition:

A remote hamlet in Shetland, Scotland, famous for a rare three-beach geological formation.

* Literal Meaning:

“Pig Farm” or “Sven’s Farm” (Old Norse).

* Fictional Connotation:

A “sinister” rural village, likely harboring dark secrets or ancient, muddy evils.

Editors Note:

Merciful thoughts to all left hand d or sinister folks over time if they suffered for it, ( more probly a motivator) in the best s mse.

Exceptional ✨ pairing, is it necessary?

Well escapism is an option. 

That’s a really insightful question! It gets to the heart of why we invest time and emotional energy into dating. Here’s a way to look at why an outcome often feels important when we date:
The Human Desire for Connection and Partnership: At a fundamental level, many people date because they have a desire for companionship, intimacy, and a meaningful connection with another person. This can stem from a deep-seated human need for belonging and love. In this context, the “outcome” isn’t necessarily marriage, but rather finding someone who resonates with you on a deeper level.
Evolutionary and Social Factors: From an evolutionary standpoint, pairing up has historically increased chances of survival and raising offspring. While modern dating isn’t always about procreation, these ingrained drives can still influence our desires and the importance we place on finding a partner. Societal norms and expectations around relationships can also contribute to the feeling that dating “should” lead somewhere.
Emotional Investment and Vulnerability: Dating involves emotional vulnerability. You’re sharing parts of yourself, your time, and your energy with someone. It’s natural to hope that this investment leads to something meaningful in return. Without the possibility of a positive outcome (like a fulfilling relationship), the process can feel draining or pointless.
Personal Goals and Values: People often date with certain personal goals in mind, whether consciously or not. This could be finding a long-term partner, someone to share experiences with, or even just learning more about themselves and what they want in a relationship. The desired outcome is tied to these personal aspirations.
The “Why” Behind the Dates: If you’re going on dates without any sense of potential outcome, it can feel a bit like wandering without a map. Having a general idea of what you’re hoping to gain (even if it’s just enjoyable company and new experiences) can provide direction and motivation.
However, it’s also worth considering the potential downsides of being too focused on a specific outcome:
* Pressure and Anxiety: Fixating on a particular result (like finding “the one” immediately) can create unnecessary pressure and anxiety for both you and the person you’re dating.
* Missing the Present: When you’re overly focused on the future, you might miss out on enjoying the present moment and getting to know the person in front of you.
* Disappointment: If every date is viewed as a potential step towards a specific outcome, you might experience more frequent disappointment.
* Ignoring Red Flags: The desire for a particular outcome could lead you to overlook incompatibilities or red flags.
In essence, the importance of an outcome in dating often comes down to the human desire for connection and the emotional investment involved. While having a general direction can be helpful, staying open to different possibilities and enjoying the process can lead to more fulfilling experiences.
What are your thoughts on this? Does a specific outcome feel important to you when you date?

Good advice  KDG

Thank you A dub…

The local A&W  in Merritt BC, changed its signage to be more Canadian. Recently. The chain has over a thousand outlets in Canada. And on its side entry door it says Canadian owned and operated a turn to the inside facing away and not meant to be seen by the drive-thru customers.

American industry wants to crank it out.

I remember the go-to photo of the United States in the hilarious John Candy movie Canadian bacon.

Don’t be too cranky… K

Countering disinformation…

CBC

CBC up to the roll

Were you there?

Concerning Ukraine

Published facts by the government of Canada.

Well facts are factual unless they need interpretation like some of these…

General agreement on trade and tariffs.

The General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT) was a pivotal international trade agreement that played a crucial role in shaping the post-World War II global economy. Here’s a breakdown of its key aspects:
Purpose and Jurisdiction:
* Objective:
   * GATT’s primary goal was to liberalize international trade by reducing or eliminating trade barriers, such as tariffs and quotas.
   * It aimed to foster economic recovery after World War II and promote global economic cooperation.
* Jurisdiction:
   * GATT focused primarily on trade in goods.
   * It established a set of rules and principles that signatory countries were expected to adhere to in their trade practices.
   * It also provided a framework for resolving trade disputes among member nations.
Effect:
* Tariff Reduction:
   * GATT was highly successful in reducing average tariff levels among member countries through a series of negotiating “rounds.”
   * This led to a significant increase in international trade.
* Trade Liberalization:
   * By reducing trade barriers, GATT facilitated the growth of global trade and economic interdependence.
* Foundation for the WTO:
   * GATT laid the groundwork for the creation of the World Trade Organization (WTO), which succeeded it in 1995.
Membership:
* Initial Signatories:
   * GATT was initially signed by 23 countries in 1947.
* Growth:
   * Over time, GATT’s membership expanded significantly, reflecting the increasing importance of international trade.
   * By the time it was replaced by the WTO it had over 125 member nations.
Success and Legacy:
* Success:
   * GATT is widely regarded as a successful agreement that contributed significantly to the growth of the global economy.
* Transition to the WTO:
   * GATT no longer exists as an independent organization.
   * It was replaced by the WTO on January 1, 1995.
   * The WTO built upon the principles of GATT and expanded its scope to include trade in services and intellectual property.
   * Therefore, GATT’s principles live on within the WTO.
In summary, GATT was a crucial stepping stone in the evolution of international trade, paving the way for the modern global trading system.

World Rules based order…

Something cooking…

America’s first editorial opinion…

We believe that individual sovereignty of Nations is very important but not as important as some people bewit the end of the world and that some sort of non-benign entity is behind world-based order and its rules.

The paranoia that might overtake the reasoning of the many. To quote a former US president and somebody intimately involved in the rules-based order for a peaceful world after World war II, President Roosevelt ” We have nothing to fear but fear itself”

Govern ourselves accordingly.

David Johnston, “deluded”

History is written by those that get around…

Donald Trump has a Mercator personage, distortion is always his view. People would do well to appreciate that when formulating responses to his presentations.

Navigation in Mercator is better…

Allegory

Yes, I absolutely understand! You’re asking about the fascinating and often misleading nature of maps, specifically focusing on Greenland and the Mercator projection. Let’s create a “photo” (imagine this as a textual description since I can’t actually take a photo) of a map and discuss this.
Okay, imagine this as a simplified Mercator projection world map, zoomed in a bit to highlight Greenland.
                                        North Pole (exaggerated size)
                                            /      \
                                           /        \
                                          /          \
                                         /————\  Arctic Circle
                                        /              \
                     Europe & Asia —-/—————-\—- North America
                                      /                  \
                                     /——————–\   **GREENLAND (appears HUGE)**
                                    /                      \
                                   /————————\
                                  /                          \
                                 /—————————-\
                                /                              \
                               /——————————–\  Equator
                              /                                  \
                             /————————————\
                            /                                      \
                           /—————————————-\
                          /                                          \
                         /——————————————–\
                        /                                              \
                       ————————————————– South …
                                               … Continents (stretched near poles)
                                               South Pole (exaggerated size)

In this Mercator Map “Photo”:
* Greenland looks enormous.  It appears to be the same size as, or even larger than, the continent of Africa or South America. It dominates the top-left portion of the map.
* Shapes are generally preserved: Greenland roughly looks like Greenland.
* Distances are distorted:  The distances between places, especially at higher latitudes, are stretched out horizontally.
Now, let’s talk about the “Mercator value” vs. “actual size” and the distortion in worldview:
Mercator Value (What the Map Shows):
* Purpose: The Mercator projection was created for navigation. It’s fantastic for sailors because straight lines on a Mercator map represent lines of constant compass bearing (rhumb lines or loxodromes). This is incredibly useful for plotting courses.
* How it works: To achieve this straight-line bearing property, the Mercator projection preserves angles and shapes locally.  However, to do this, it drastically distorts areas, especially as you move away from the equator towards the poles.
* Greenland’s Mercator Value:  On a Mercator map, Greenland is given a massive visual value. It looks incredibly important due to its apparent size. It can appear to visually dominate global discussions, resource maps, etc., simply because it takes up so much space on the map.
Actual Size (Reality):
* Greenland is indeed large… but not that large.  Greenland is the world’s largest island, but its actual land area is about 2.166 million square kilometers (836,300 sq mi).
* Comparison to continents is key:
   * Africa: Africa is about 14 times larger than Greenland in land area.
   * South America: South America is about 8.5 times larger than Greenland.
   * Even India: India is larger than Greenland.
Demonstrating Distortion in People’s Worldview:
This is where the real impact lies.  The Mercator projection, while useful for navigation, has unintentionally and subtly shaped our perception of the world for centuries.
* Exaggerated Importance of High-Latitude Regions:  Because Mercator inflates areas near the poles, regions like Greenland, Canada, Russia (Siberia), and Scandinavia appear much larger than they are in reality. This can lead to:
   * Overemphasis on these regions in geopolitical thinking:  Someone only looking at Mercator maps might overestimate the landmass and potential resources of these northern regions compared to equatorial and tropical areas.
   * Eurocentrism:  Historically, Mercator projection became popular in Europe.  Because Europe is at a mid-latitude, its size distortion is less extreme than Greenland’s, but it still looks proportionally larger compared to regions near the equator.  This projection has been argued to subtly reinforce a Eurocentric worldview, visually “placing” Europe and the West as larger and perhaps implicitly more “important” in the global picture.
* Underestimation of Equatorial and Tropical Regions: Conversely, areas near the equator like Africa, South America, and Southeast Asia are shrunk on a Mercator map compared to their true size. This can lead to:
   * Underplaying the scale and significance of these regions:  Someone might underestimate the vastness and importance of continents like Africa and South America simply because they visually appear smaller on common Mercator maps.
   * Reinforcing existing biases:  In colonial and post-colonial eras, this visual underrepresentation might have contributed to or reinforced existing biases about the relative importance and power of different parts of the world.
* Misconceptions about Global Issues: When discussing global issues like climate change, resource distribution, or population, if people are primarily visualizing a Mercator map, they might have a distorted sense of the scale and impact on different regions. For instance, the sheer size of Africa or the Amazon rainforest might be visually minimized, leading to a miscalculation of their global importance.
In Conclusion:
The Mercator projection is a powerful example of how map projections are not neutral representations of the world. They are tools created for specific purposes, and they inevitably involve distortions. While Mercator is excellent for navigation, it significantly distorts area, particularly at high latitudes.
By understanding this distortion, especially in the case of Greenland, we can become more critical consumers of maps and be aware of how map projections can subtly shape our worldview and potentially reinforce existing biases about global scale and importance.
It’s important to use different types of map projections (like equal-area projections) when the goal is to accurately represent area and compare the sizes of regions.  This helps to correct the visual distortions of Mercator and provides a more accurate “picture” of the world’s geography.
Did this explanation and “photo” make sense?  Let me know if you’d like to explore other map projections or distortions!

Vote and note…

Editorial:

Always in an election mode. Thinking you wish the US election was over so we would have some rest for a few years.?

Well I hate to disappoint you but the United States is different then Canada. Yes, we can probably avoid most things in our politics for most of 4 years and only be committed to 6 weeks of some sort of rabbid attention. However, the United States is different. They determined when they made their constitution up that it would always have to be an election. There would be very little difference from regular days and campaign days because once settled in office it begins immediately again.

Note

We have a lot of US media here in Canada, so in some aspects we are afflicted by the politics in the United States more than we ought to. We chose “*Responsible government” over their style of Representative government because it would give us some break from constant politics. Do you wonder why it seems like your life is embroiled, well just look and how much time you spend considering issues  that you’ve delegated to your elected officials to solve for us. Even diplomacy between Canada and the United States is  delegated. Not seeing it? You my friend have been sold, something that you shouldn’t have bought,

Head in sand bad?…

Maybe not, you know the ostrich population goes on and on, what else do they do that gives them the ability to survive if not providing the stillness to a prey that should be fleeing. How else do you provoke attention that you shouldn’t deserve? I bet that you have experienced toxic conversations more often than you needed in the last few years, whatever happened to  the saying ” not my circus, not my monkeys”?

Peace tower is ours

So we take note of who’s responsible in our community. Usually businessmen that are successful doctors that have good practices and surviving patients.Local counselors that did well at the local level.

Why can’t we pay attention to 6 weeks every 4 years? Elect people we can delegate and feel confident in and go back to our peace.

I think it’s because we’re baited to sell our peace at a paupers purse. When our peace as it was produced came without toxic troubled talk, but just good old responsible work. Borrowing trouble ⛈️ is a fools bargain.

You be wise and show calm and de-escalation wherever toxic and troubled politics. I want to see that value again.

PP

Thank you for considering my point of view, you can go back to your own monkeys now.

Have a great day…

Old is relative

Cave shortage

Single family caving may have had a rocky start according to the interpretation of new intermination we received.

Time is relevant to space

Raise the roof

Yuk

September 9th 2024, HWPFD…

The natural forces must cooperate to give you the power you need to make the impossible yours…